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Passive aggressive Witch baltharus: I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them. (via thenoodlebooty)

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baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via thenoodlebooty)

thenoodlebooty: underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing" tsundere cat (Source: katebishopss)

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jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

tsundere cat

(Source: katebishopss)

gymleaderkarkat:

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
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botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

Headcanon accepted
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I Think its Funny How I Felt the Need to Apologize for Coming Home Late Last Night …at 9:45pm. Like to me, hanging out with friends and taking the bus back is pretty late. By then, it was obviously dark (so many pretty stars!) so I knew my Mom would be worried. She wasn’t even mad. She was a little annoyed that I was half an hour later than I planned, but not mad. I can imagine my Mom sitting here thinking its about time I’m out somewhat late….

I Think its Funny How I Felt the Need to Apologize for Coming Home Late Last Night

…at 9:45pm. Like to me, hanging out with friends and taking the bus back is pretty late. By then, it was obviously dark (so many pretty stars!) so I knew my Mom would be worried.

She wasn’t even mad. She was a little annoyed that I was half an hour later than I planned, but not mad.

I can imagine my Mom sitting here thinking its about time I’m out somewhat late….

So I Got a New Camera My old one sucked. On friday, I was on Amazon (cause before I even put my glasses on in the morning, I must shop) and I saw this camera. Its a 14mp Olympus digital camera for less than $100 with prime shipping (actually came out to $95 with the case) I’ll eventually get around to posting pictures….

So I Got a New Camera

My old one sucked.

On friday, I was on Amazon (cause before I even put my glasses on in the morning, I must shop) and I saw this camera. Its a 14mp Olympus digital camera for less than $100 with prime shipping (actually came out to $95 with the case)

I’ll eventually get around to posting pictures….

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halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

LOL cat fail
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